| Big Ben's Science Experiment |
| If you were a panda, would you be a Red Panda or a Giant Panda? | Giant. |
| Does God have feet? | Sure. |
| If you choked a Smerf, what color would it turn? | aquamarine? |
| Does a stitch it time really save nine? | Yes. |
| Are you board with this survay yet? | No. I have a short attention span, but I'm not THAT bad. |
| What's better cable or candy? | Cable IS candy. Sweet, sweet "John Munch on SVU" candy. |
| What was the last book in the Bible you read? | I can't even remember. |
| Are you a giant goober for taking this? | Probably. |
| In short answer essay format contrast and compare modern midgets to ancient pigmies. | Well.....pigmies are a hell of a lot creepier than modern midgets, and, thus, a hell of a lot sexier. However, not all pigmies are sexier than midgets. Take Warwick Davis, for instance. Now, that is one sexy midget. But, as a whole, I must say that I prefer Hobbits to pigmies or midgets. |
| Ok, the biggie, who's hotter 7of9 or the Duras Sisters? | Oooh, that's a toughie.....But I'd have to say 7 of 9. Meee-oww. |
| Come on, admit it, you want the Duras sisters don't you? | I do! But I want 7 of 9 more. |
| Stop lieing to yourself, it's sweet, sweet Klingon sister lovin, just admit you want them. | Ummmm.... |
| Now don't you feel better about yourself? | Whatever. |
| I know I do. But that's not a question. Or is it? | Definitely not. |
| Do you consider anyone who blindly takes quizes and surveys from the internet because everyone else did it is a drone? | If indeed they do so blindly, then yes. |
| Would you consider yourself a mindless drone for taking this survey? | No. |
| You're thinking to yourself, holy crap, I'm a drone, right? | No. No, I'm not. |
| Well, my job is done here, what should I do now that I'm done with the survey talk to myself for an hour or swim in a pool of egg nog? | Go for the egg nog. |
| If I (Big Ben) chose to swim in a pool of egg nog whould you join me? | Yes. But only with the purpose of attempting to drown you in said egg nog for making such an incredibly lame survey. |
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! |
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