The Adventures of Dyke Applebottom

Yeah, it was a cool view. Not my view, it was my creep boss's but it was cool :D  And one of my fave pics I've ever taken.

So today I'm at work and I get the call: an inspection. And its taking place without the boss.

20 minutes later the most no-nonsense lady comes in, a ginger at that. She breezed in acting like she owned the place. I couldn't get her to cooperate or understand that the owners weren't in. She didn't care. She was crazed.

Clearly as you can see in the second picture, she wasn't happy with what she found. The joint just wasn't up to par. This woman was bossy, she was demanding. She raided our candy and flipped over a chair several times when angered but not provoked.

She then decided that we'd tired her our with our unprofessionalism and the lack of standards, so she promptly laid on the ground and took a nap.

Thank God this lady is not as tough as Pearl.

(this link - and Stranger than Fiction - is the reason I have pledged my undying love and support for Will Ferrell, through good films and bad).

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ps. i'm having a dumb supper at my house sunday night for samhain. you and your "guests" are welcome to join. just text me.

i just fell in love with her again.


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Happy Halloween to all out there :D From me (not pictured) and mine (pictured).

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omg my biology class rocks beyond imagination. right now we're in the lab looking up various things from movies ie the "suicide" in woz, the priest's boner in little mermaid etc. and my prof even walked in at one moment and was just cracking up about it. she also watched a small part of the michael jackson "thriller" video where the prison performs it. yay. good times.

i can't WAIT for tomorrow. my costume is almost done. just need to finish it up and spray paint it.

carving my pumpkin tonight. still haven't decided exactly how to celebrate samhain but i've got like a week to figure it out lol

oh snap. best. lab. EVER. ahahaha. time to go home and get crackin on shit.

so i'm about to battle with someone on youtube over the issue of hyperflexion. the person actually had the nerve to compare anky van grunsven with michael vick! can you fucking believe that?! anky is only like the best freaking horse trainer EVER...well not really...but she rocks. and i've read so many things about hyperflexion it's not even funny. the FEI themselves looked at it and decided that "in a professional's hands" it's an acceptable technique. but yes. let's put that in the category of ILLEGAL dog fighting. psh. i'm so pissed. i'm actually going to sleep on their last comment so i don't blow a gasket.

AHAHAHA i think next time i'm at school i'm going to make a banner to put on my howrse.com profile that says "i support anky and her right to use hyperflexion!"

I am officially one sick beeyotch.

I feel like crap. So boo.

Also I am Ebaying some yarn if anyone is interested.

mmmmmmm sharon

i pretty much almost wrote an ode to my milky way earlier. it was so. damn. good.

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